I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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