yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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