so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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