Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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