I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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