Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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