Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If its not for food we ain't going out.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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