I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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