Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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