If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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