I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
How's work?
Spinning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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