I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
