Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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