What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
