For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Mom said you looked used
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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