You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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