shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
