i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
