when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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