are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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