just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Randomize
