the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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