I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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