You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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