Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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