he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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