Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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