He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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