They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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