They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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