What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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