Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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