After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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