it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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