And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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