i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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