white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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