I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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