is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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