Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
there was a trapeze. enough said
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
