If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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