i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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