Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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