Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would ride that face into the sunset
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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