what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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