Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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