the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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