nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We have started to decorate penises.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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