I must be too annoying 4 u.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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