i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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