You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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