Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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