you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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