i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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