No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You can't special order awesome
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
